Uhm... I guess religious one

I mean, I guess during the Troubles if you were an atheist you almost certainly came from a family which was Catholic or Protestant. That’s what people would have wanted to know then.

I heard it as... _____ Are you a Catholic or a Protestant? Neither, Im Atheist! Alright, but which God is it that you dont believe in?

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, Dont do it! He said, Nobody loves me. I said, God loves you. Do you believe in God? He said, Yes. I said, Are you a Christian or a Jew? He said, A Christian. I said, Me, too! Protestant or Catholic? He said, Protestant. I said, Me, too! What franchise? He said, Baptist. I said, Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist? He said, Northern Baptist. I said, Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist? He said, Northern Conservative Baptist. I said, Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region? He said, Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region. I said, Me, too! Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912? He said, Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912. I said, Die, heretic! And I pushed him over. Edit: Joke by Emo Phillips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8

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