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Okay yeah, but they specified known universe. If you only know of three villages (you and the two you conquered) then youre still correct.
“Palace of Assurnasirpal, vice-regent of Aššur, chosen one of the gods Enlil and Ninurta, beloved of the gods Anu and Dagan, destructive weapon of the great gods, strong king, king of the universe, king of Assyria, son of Tukulti-Ninurta, great king, strong king, king of the universe, king of Assyria, son of Adad-nerari , great king, strong king, king of the universe, king of Assyria; valiant man who acts with the support of Aššur, his lord, and has no rival among the princes of the four quarters, marvellous shepherd, fearless in battle, unopposable mighty floodtide, king who subdues those insubordinate to him, he who rules all peoples, strong male who treads upon the necks of his foes, trampler of all enemies, he who smashes the forces of the rebellious, king who acts with the support of the great gods, his lords, and has conquered all lands, gained dominion over all the highlands and received their tribute, capturer of hostages, he who is victorious over all countries...” How do you write something like this about yourself? Well, if anyone disagrees with you, you do this to them: “I flayed as many nobles as had rebelled against me and draped their skins over the pile of corpses… some I erected on stakes above the pile. I flayed many right through the land and draped their skins over the walls.” “I felled 50 of their fighting men with the sword and burnt 200 of their captives. With their blood I dyed the mountain red like red wool… I carried off captives and possessions from them. I cut off the heads of their fighters and built a tower before their city. I burnt their adolescent boys and girls.”
You acted like this is a thing monarchs have ever STOPPED doing. The UK has hereditary positions for parts of the world they DONT OWN.
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“Palace of Assurnasirpal, vice-regent of Aššur, chosen one of the gods Enlil and Ninurta, beloved of the gods Anu and Dagan, destructive weapon of the great gods, strong king, king of the universe, king of Assyria, son of Tukulti-Ninurta, great king, strong king, king of the universe, king of Assyria, son of Adad-nerari , great king, strong king, king of the universe, king of Assyria; valiant man who acts with the support of Aššur, his lord, and has no rival among the princes of the four quarters, marvellous shepherd, fearless in battle, unopposable mighty floodtide, king who subdues those insubordinate to him, he who rules all peoples, strong male who treads upon the necks of his foes, trampler of all enemies, he who smashes the forces of the rebellious, king who acts with the support of the great gods, his lords, and has conquered all lands, gained dominion over all the highlands and received their tribute, capturer of hostages, he who is victorious over all countries...” How do you write something like this about yourself? Well, if anyone disagrees with you, you do this to them: “I flayed as many nobles as had rebelled against me and draped their skins over the pile of corpses… some I erected on stakes above the pile. I flayed many right through the land and draped their skins over the walls.” “I felled 50 of their fighting men with the sword and burnt 200 of their captives. With their blood I dyed the mountain red like red wool… I carried off captives and possessions from them. I cut off the heads of their fighters and built a tower before their city. I burnt their adolescent boys and girls.”
You acted like this is a thing monarchs have ever STOPPED doing. The UK has hereditary positions for parts of the world they DONT OWN.
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This shirt is made from responsibly sourced materials and printed using sustainable practices. To care for your shirt, machine wash cold inside-out with like colors and tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
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