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Extreme paranoia + chronic marsturbation is a wild combo for a king.
Extreme paranoia + chronic marsturbation is a wild combo for a king.
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King Christian VII was the nominal King of Denmark from 1766 to 1808. He was known as a chronic masturbator since his teenage years, with his advisors worried that his chronic issue would affect his ability to govern, amongst other things.
This is one of those cases you may be glad the crazy king is spending his efforts so and thus has less energy to cause even more trouble. A very active monarch was historically as much a curse as a blessing in europe, especially if you look at the full follow through of their vision.
[insert haha relatable joke here]
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This is one of those cases you may be glad the crazy king is spending his efforts so and thus has less energy to cause even more trouble. A very active monarch was historically as much a curse as a blessing in europe, especially if you look at the full follow through of their vision.
[insert haha relatable joke here]
Printed on demand by Printify. Ships from the US or UK depending on location.
This shirt is made from responsibly sourced materials and printed using sustainable practices. To care for your shirt, machine wash cold inside-out with like colors and tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
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