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Hakka brother of Jesus Emperor who was once a sheriff who rebelled coz he late for stuff Drinking mercury to achieve immortality Tang siege of a city resorted to cannibalism The whole opium wars Zheng he voyage, btw its heavily speculated that he has no dong Speaking of dongs, one dowager queen asked for a boyfriend who can satisfy her in bed, he bring his dong attached to his hips...helped by a wheelbarrow
Decisive Tang victory. Human swine. Consort Daji. Pick one of these and go searching, the rabbit hole will find you soon after.
* Be Hong Xiuquan. * Fail your civil service entrance exams for the 100th time. * Get very upset. * Do a lot of Opium to help you calm down. * While high start talking to God. * God explains that youre actually his second son, and basically Jesus 2.0, and that you should start a holy war to depose the Emperor and place yourself at the head of a new, heavenly, kingdom - and that he removed your intestines and gave you a new set of magical and bright red intestines. * Seriously, Opium is a hell of a drug. * Actually follow through once you sober up. * The Taiping Rebellion/War of the Heavenly Kingdom is estimated to have resulted in at least 20 million deaths (probably much higher), and was the largest war in history at that time. * Receive support from the Red Turban Faction, the Small Swords Society, and the Army of the Black Flag. * Force the people living under your rule to live in celibacy and Holy Poverty, while you live in a palace rivalling the Emperors, surrounded by legions of concubines. * Spend most of your day getting high, eating luxurious foods, and having expert attention from well trained concubines. * Receive a huge amount of funding, weapons, and support from Americans who have only heard that youre a Christian fighting against the Chinese Empire and think that must make you a wonderful person. * Lose because your leadership mostly consists of getting high and deciding that God will handle the big decisions for you, and because the British and French arrive and back the Qing dynasty. * Even after your defeat and horrific execution remnants of the Heavenly Kingdom persist in rural areas for years, and spread out into neighboring countries.
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Decisive Tang victory. Human swine. Consort Daji. Pick one of these and go searching, the rabbit hole will find you soon after.
* Be Hong Xiuquan. * Fail your civil service entrance exams for the 100th time. * Get very upset. * Do a lot of Opium to help you calm down. * While high start talking to God. * God explains that youre actually his second son, and basically Jesus 2.0, and that you should start a holy war to depose the Emperor and place yourself at the head of a new, heavenly, kingdom - and that he removed your intestines and gave you a new set of magical and bright red intestines. * Seriously, Opium is a hell of a drug. * Actually follow through once you sober up. * The Taiping Rebellion/War of the Heavenly Kingdom is estimated to have resulted in at least 20 million deaths (probably much higher), and was the largest war in history at that time. * Receive support from the Red Turban Faction, the Small Swords Society, and the Army of the Black Flag. * Force the people living under your rule to live in celibacy and Holy Poverty, while you live in a palace rivalling the Emperors, surrounded by legions of concubines. * Spend most of your day getting high, eating luxurious foods, and having expert attention from well trained concubines. * Receive a huge amount of funding, weapons, and support from Americans who have only heard that youre a Christian fighting against the Chinese Empire and think that must make you a wonderful person. * Lose because your leadership mostly consists of getting high and deciding that God will handle the big decisions for you, and because the British and French arrive and back the Qing dynasty. * Even after your defeat and horrific execution remnants of the Heavenly Kingdom persist in rural areas for years, and spread out into neighboring countries.
Printed on demand by Printify. Ships from the US or UK depending on location.
This shirt is made from responsibly sourced materials and printed using sustainable practices. To care for your shirt, machine wash cold inside-out with like colors and tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
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