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a Joke from a 40s book
a Joke from a 40s book
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From the Big Book of Jewish Humor: Two Jews had a plan to assassinate Hitler. They learned that he drove by a certain corner at noon each day, and they waited for him there with their guns well hidden. At exactly noon they were ready to shoot, but there was no sign of Hitler. Five minutes later, nothing. Another five minutes went by, but no sign of Hitler. By twelve-fifteen they had started to give up hope. “My goodness,” said one of the men. “I hope nothing’s happened to him!”
Germany had many anti-Nazi political jokes in the 40s. They were called Flüsterwitze - lit. whisper jokes, because if you dont whisper them quietly enough, a wrong person might hear you and you end up in prison. Examples that I liked: \- An allied bomb hits and destroys a bunker with Hitler, Himmler, Göring, Goebbels and Bormann inside. Wholl be miraculously saved? \- Germany! Göring travels through a countryside in a car and suddenly a swine runs just before the car, his driver brakes but still runs over it and kills it. Göring orders the driver to take the pig and go the village to compensate the owner for the loss. Driver doesnt come back for an hour, then another hour and only after nightfall he comes completely drunk and carrying a huge basket full of bread, sausages and alcohol. \- What the hell happened there? - shouts Göring \- I went to the village and told them Im Görings driver and I killed this pig and they started giving me food and alcohol... \- Did you hear that the Nazi administration ordered to seize all baby strollers. Why did they do that? \- They decided to draft all men born in 1943 and send them to the front.
Its a good joke, spoiled by the simple fact that we dont have any holidays celebrating war victories or spite. Jewish holidays in a nutshell: - Tried to kill us. They ded. We aint. Lets eat! | General advice: - Hates a poison. Get busy living.
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Germany had many anti-Nazi political jokes in the 40s. They were called Flüsterwitze - lit. whisper jokes, because if you dont whisper them quietly enough, a wrong person might hear you and you end up in prison. Examples that I liked: \- An allied bomb hits and destroys a bunker with Hitler, Himmler, Göring, Goebbels and Bormann inside. Wholl be miraculously saved? \- Germany! Göring travels through a countryside in a car and suddenly a swine runs just before the car, his driver brakes but still runs over it and kills it. Göring orders the driver to take the pig and go the village to compensate the owner for the loss. Driver doesnt come back for an hour, then another hour and only after nightfall he comes completely drunk and carrying a huge basket full of bread, sausages and alcohol. \- What the hell happened there? - shouts Göring \- I went to the village and told them Im Görings driver and I killed this pig and they started giving me food and alcohol... \- Did you hear that the Nazi administration ordered to seize all baby strollers. Why did they do that? \- They decided to draft all men born in 1943 and send them to the front.
Its a good joke, spoiled by the simple fact that we dont have any holidays celebrating war victories or spite. Jewish holidays in a nutshell: - Tried to kill us. They ded. We aint. Lets eat! | General advice: - Hates a poison. Get busy living.
Printed on demand by Printify. Ships from the US or UK depending on location.
This shirt is made from responsibly sourced materials and printed using sustainable practices. To care for your shirt, machine wash cold inside-out with like colors and tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
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