{"product_id":"i-m-intrigued","title":"I’m intrigued","description":"Ok, so I read the synopsis on wikipedia, and... Calling this gay werewolf is, from the synopsis at least, wishfull thinking imho. It isnt like completely made up, buuuuuut...    Make your own mind:     Bisclavret, a baron in Brittany who is well loved by the king, vanishes every week for three full days. No one in his household, not even his wife, knows where he goes. His wife finally begs him to tell her his secret and he explains that he is a werewolf. He also says that while in werewolf form he needs to hide his clothing in a safe place so he can return to human form. The barons wife is so shocked by this news that she tries to think of ways she can escape her husband. She does not want to lie beside him any more.[5] She conspires with a knight who has loved her for a long time. The following week, the barons wife sends the knight to steal her husbands clothing. When her husband fails to return, she marries the knight. The barons people search for him but finally relent, feeling that their absentee ruler has left for good.   A year later, the king goes hunting and his dogs corner Bisclavret, now fixed in wolf form. As soon as he sees him, Bisclavret runs to the king to beg for mercy by taking the kings stirrup and kissing his foot and leg. This behavior so astounds the king that he has his companions drive back the dogs and everyone marvels at the wolfs nobility and gentleness. The king takes Bisclavret, still in wolf form, back to the castle to live with him.   The knight who had married Bisclavrets wife is invited to the castle for a celebration along with all the other barons. As soon as he sees him, Bisclavret attacks the man. The king calls to Bisclavret and threatens him with his staff. Because he never acted so violently before, everybody in the court thinks the knight must somehow have wronged the wolf. Soon after, the king visits the area where the baron used to live and brings the werewolf along with him. Bisclavrets wife learns of the kings arrival and takes many gifts for him. When he sees his former wife, nobody can restrain Bisclavret. He attacks her, tearing off her nose.   A wise man points out that the wolf had never acted so before and that this woman was the wife of the knight whom Bisclavret had recently attacked. The wise man also tells the king that this woman is the former wife of the missing baron. The king has the wife questioned under torture. She confesses all and yields up the stolen clothing. The kings men put the clothing before the wolf, but he ignores it. The wise man advises them to take the wolf and the clothing into a bedchamber and let Bisclavret change in privacy. Bisclavret does so, and when he again sees him, the king runs to his beloved baron and embraces him, giving him many kisses. The king restores Bisclavrets lands to him and exiles the woman and her knight. Many of the wifes female progeny were afterwards born without noses and all of her children were quite recognizable in face and appearance.[6]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLink? I know the audience for that  Edit: just to be clear, its me. Im the audience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSAUCE. NOW.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on demand by Printify. Ships from the US or UK depending on location.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt is made from responsibly sourced materials and printed using sustainable practices. To care for your shirt, machine wash cold inside-out with like colors and tumble dry low. 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